Q: What games do cows play at parties?
A:  MOO-sical chairs

Q: What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A: A Milk Dud

Q: What is every cow’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of MOO-sic

Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A: Bull-dozin’

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
A: Ice Cream!

Q: What does a cow wear to a luau?
A:  A Moo- Moo!