Dairy Jokes

Q:  What games do cows play at parties?
A:  MOO-sical chairs

Q:  What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A:  A Milk Dud

Q:  What is every cow’s favorite movie?
A:  The sound of MOO-sic

Q:  What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A:  Bull-dozin’

Q:  What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
A:  Ice Cream!

Q:  What does a cow wear to a luau?
A:  A Moo- Moo!